But I am a doctor.

I am a busy man.

I'm a doctor, ain't I?

I was once a drum majorette.

Hey, I got a swell idea.

I'm afraid I... I'm afraid I have a time now.

I got a dandy place to park.

I appeal to you as a poor, helpless patient.

I don't reckon that'd be such a good idea.

I still have a medical practice, as long as I keep my hat on.

You see, I really came to deliver a message for Granny.

Now, when you've been a doctor as long as I have,

Now, Granny, I realize that back home, you are considered a doctor.

I made yours a mite looser because I didn't know just when you were going to use it.

I have a few oaths for you that Hippocrates never even heard of.

He asked me if I wanted to come down to the station with him, and I said, no, I don't want to miss a possum day parade.

I said, you take a board to my granny, and I'll bust it over your head.

But there isn't going to be a... I believe the medical crisis can't wait, not even for one hour.

Well, when a policeman come by and tried to give me another ticket, I said, no thank you, we already got one.

Well, he commenced a mean mouth on me, and I said, now hold on there, if that's the way you're gonna be, we won't take your money or your ticket.