Whoever's driving that truck's mighty shy on brains.

Every day after work, she picks me up and we drive up into the hills and park and watch the sun go down.

I reckon you're as proud of them as I am of mine.

Why, of course you don't.

Well, that's mighty nice of you.

But of course, they're not perfect.

Jed Clampett's a man of honor.

Granny, you little old boss of you!

You get that thing out of here.

I'm taking my essay out of here.

Well, Leif, we got plenty of room to take care of you and Essie Bell right here.

You're going to have a butler running ahead of you, opening doors, all kinds of things like that.

Now, Jethro, you get a hold of yourself.

Guess Rowe got out of line, did he?

I'm in trouble with a lot of women.

Come on, Ellie, we'll make a pot of coffee.

I want to hear Jethro's side of this first.

Well, it ain't nothing to be ashamed of, son.

Well, it ain't nothing to be ashamed of, son.

You're as pretty as a fistful of pink hollyhocks.