Just like he noted.

You're just wasting time standing there giving me talk like that!

And Uncle Jake would like another pot of coffee.

And he's making a noise like a step-on frog.

She just got the floor half scrubbed and she run out.

Granny, like I tried to explain to you, movie stars just don't do ordinary labor.

I'd be right pleasured if my family would just go back to acting like my family again.

And I figured since you're using an actor nobody ever heard of, couldn't you just as well use Jethro?

They do a lot of special stuff like getting shot off of horses and whooping a whole saloon full of bad men.

I would like to present Hollywood's newest and most glamorous star, the queen of the silver screen, that dazzling beauty, Miss Venus Adore.

Well, ladies and gentlemen, thanks to Mr. Jake Crampett here, his cousin Jed has decided to get into show business like the rest of us.

I know you're powerful busy being a movie star, learning your parts and all, but if you could spare me a minute, I'd like to ask you a few... Quite all right, Cousin Jed.