Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.

And then one day he was shooting at some food, and up through the ground come a bubbling crude.

Oil, that is.

Black gold.

Texas tea.

Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.

The kinfolk said, Jed, move away from there.

Said, California's the place you ought to be.

So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly Hills, that is.

Swimming pools, movie stars.

The Beverly Hillbilly.

That's fine right there, Mr. Brewster.

Maybe never.

But Pearl's satisfied.

Everybody in town's seen him proposed to her.

Now she can leave town with her chin up and her head thrown back.

Proud and happy.

I'll bet you cousin Jethreen ain't happy.

She says she ain't going to California and leave her sweetie Jasbo to Pew.

She's powerful in love with that little fella.