Oil, that is.

Black gold.

Texas tea.

Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.

The kinfolk said, Jed, move away from there.

Said, California's the place you ought to be.

So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly Hills, that is.

Swimming pools, movie stars.

The Beverly Hillbilly.

Jesse had a wife to mourn all her life, that she really was brave.

It was a dirty little coward that shot Mr. Howard, and they laid Jesse James in his grave.

Jethro?

I think you just come up with an idea.

I did?

What was it?

Ellie will go out there and act like she's going to fix up a mess of idols.

That'll get Granny's hackles up.

You take care of her for me, Jethro.

Now, Ellie Mae, I know it's, again, your nature, and I know how much you love your Granny, but for her own sake, I want you to try to be real spiteful.

Try to get her riled up.