Don't argue with me.

But she... Don't argue with me.

Well, now, don't make no fuss over me.

Don't appear to be nobody home.

Well, I don't want to be no bother.

I want you to drive me over to the widow's.

That hillbilly untouchable wants to marry me!

You don't have to wear boys' clothes to have fun with balling.

I'm sorry to rush you, but time is money to me.

Want me to go see who it is?

That's mighty flattering to an old goat like me.

I'd like you to get me one of them airplane tickets to go back home.

Well, I don't hardly think we can get to Honeymoon Lane without it.

So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly Hills, that is.

Well, Mrs. Fenway crossed me up, went over to see Jed Clampett.

I'm not having anyone tell me what to do with their money.

Did I hear you use the term broke in referring to me?

Well, at my age, I don't figure to do a whole heap of hugging.

I don't hardly think there's room in that little house to do double courting, Jethro.

Well, I'm obliged to you for storing it here, but it seems to me like I ought to be paying you rent or something.