Hey, you want me to show you what Elmer can do?

You promised me cash on the barrel head for the show I did last night.

I sure do appreciate you showing me how to work with you, Miss Chickadee.

I got this great new act that's gonna make me the sensation of show business.

Granny, how about you and Ellie Mae whomping up some vittles for Miss Chickadee, and I'll show her around the outside.

The girl, the one and only, Miss, uh...

The Beverly Hillbilly.

The secretarial pool.

Jethro is heading to the altar with the wrong woman.

Well, when's the engagement?

Follow The River, Tuesday night at 9, on The Hallmark Channel.

He's right out there in the kitchen now, poking around the middle.

He's just got the hankering.

The one I'm famous for.

The emcee says, here's Chickadee.

Try the Chase Manhattan bag.

I shall pop in and pass the time of day with the handsome lad.

It's right here by the window.

And this kitchen is the end.

A girl from the secretarial pool who...