Jed Crampett?

Jed Clampett speaking.

Well, Jed, heard enough?

How about it, Uncle Jed?

This here is Jed Clampett.

The Beverly Hillbillies.

It's up to you to decide, Jed.

The kinfolk said, Jed, move away from there.

Well, Jed, does tar and feathers convince you?

I'll tell you where your money went, Jed Clampett!

Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.

Granny's cheaper than buying him a new pair.

Uncle Jed, I'll drive you down to the bank in the truck.

And darling, this is my long-lost favorite cousin, Jed Clampett.

I'm Jed, this is Ellie Mae, and sitting next to her.

I don't think you're going to want to hear it, Uncle Jed.

Well, now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin.

Buying milk off of the truck instead of having our cow and squeezing our own.

Buying expensive gasoline for that fancy truck instead of walking a paltry eight or ten miles.

Hillbilly, that is.