Clampett.

Good morning, Mr. Clampett.

The Beverly Hillbilly.

The Clampetts are to blame for this.

Oh, well, Mr. Clampett is right here.

Mr. Clampett, if your great-grandfather's name was Ezekiel, you are the Clampett the world is waiting to discover.

By the way, Mr. Clampett, just what is a chitlin?

Mr. Clampett, if our genealogical records confirm those entries in your family Bible, you will make headlines from coast to coast.

Come in, come in.

Uh, Mr. Clampett, will you tell your cousin Pearl that my car and chauffeur are at her disposal?

Hillbilly, that is.

In this truck?

I'll be in the hospital.

What's all the commotion in here?

In fact, I'm late now.

I'm in a terrible hurry.

Come in, whoever you are.

Don't sit in there and sulk.

Uh, in a moment, Madam President.

Your pictures will be in every newspaper.