The Beverly Hillbilly.

Hillbilly, that is.

Them surprises for everybody.

The Clampetts are to blame for this.

We're getting ready for the reunion reel.

What'd you bring for me, Pa?

I ain't no mood for dancing.

All I sent you for was a couple of chickens and a milking goat for Granny.

Not for one moment was I fooled.

I'll fetch your lap organ in for you.

She sure got the hands for it, ain't she?

Pearl, we just ain't ready for society that high.

It's a good thing for you this gun ain't loaded.

Oh, what a red-letter day this is for you.

There ain't nothing like hot soapy water good for sore hands.

They would like to thank you folks for kindly dropping in.

Now, Miss Smith-Standish wants us all to get dressed for reeling.

Well, I know it ain't big enough, but it's fine for the pictures.

She got our work cut out for us, making high society out of that one.

Since that historical lady found out that your ancestors come to this country for the Mayflower.