One good turn deserves another.

Come on, everybody, let's have another Virginia Reel!

Look at this thing.

Them things to keep them busy, because they don't do no work.

You can read about these things.

Well, Miss Drossdale held one on her lap all the way to the bank.

Now you're not going to be one of those kind of drunks, are you?

Not for one moment was I fooled.

It's a good thing for you this gun ain't loaded.

Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.

Well, I sure don't see one around here.

Well, you're getting me in one of them wigs.

You wouldn't know a high-society woman if you'd see one.

Yes, to the bank to see Milben.

I've got to come down to earth long enough to get confirmation.

She got our work cut out for us, making high society out of that one.

But to actually participate in activities familiar to our ancestors is... It's to hold history in our hands.

I don't want to, Ma.

You show it to her.

Crazy enough to eat anything.