Jethro?

Hard diggity dog, I got me a wife!

Jed, bring me back!

Pa, ain't you gonna marry up with that city woman?

Oh, L.A., us old foxes is trap shy, especially when the bait goes to chasing us.

Well, now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin.

And they would like to thank you folks for kindly dropping in.

You're all invited back next week to this locality to have a heapin' helpin' of their hospitality.

Hillbilly, that is.

What are you talking about?

Why, Jed Clampion, shame on you.

You know the doctor don't want you to have nothing sharp.

Girl, what in the blue... Now, now, now, don't get excited, Jed.

Doctor says it ain't good for him to get excited.

Well, what are you... What are you... Oh, I almost forgot.

Come on into the parlor.

I got a surprise for you.

A surprise?

Come on.

All right, what's the surprise?