Now, if you'll just get me that airplane ticket.

No, no, Mr. Clampett.

We'll work on Ellie May.

We'll polish her.

Ellie May don't take a polish real easy.

We'll have to face it, gentlemen.

Ellie May is a wild cat on wheels.

Oh, you heard about this morning, did you?

Heard what?

Ellie being on wheels.

Wheels?

Granny and me was having a cup of coffee.

And all of a sudden, we heard this roaring noise.

If that's Jethro riding his fire-spitting bicycle again, I'm going to take a hickory stick to him.

Thank you, Granny.

Want to go for a ride?

Sweet smelling polecats.

That was Ellie Mae.

Shut that door, Jed.

I'll cut through this way and snatch her off that contraption and paddle her ridges.