Internal Revenue Service?

I'm from the Internal Revenue Service.

Call it the Infernal Revenue Service.

Yes, it's always a pleasure to see you splendid chaps from the Internal Revenue Service.

You know, Mr. Drysdale, in the Internal Revenue Service, we hear some pretty wild stories, but this corn pone to caviar saga of Jed Clampett tops everything.

In what?

Thanks in heaven.

Maybe in the whole state.

There ain't nothing in this woods can hurt you, even in the dark.

The richest man in these hills.

No, my home is in Tulsa.

If the good Lord had a wanted me in California, he'd a put me in California.

Maybe we could stay in flat country.

I can explain that in two words.

Book says he moves in mysterious ways.

I could keep him out in the smokehouse.

I thought they lived in a completely unpopulated area.

I do like the notion of living in the hills.

They would like to thank you folks for kindly dropping in.

Well, the actors that make them movie pictures live in Beverly Hills.