Opening day at Wrigley, and oh, what a sight!

-What's this? -Happy cast-off day. -What is it?

-So how'd you do? -Let's just say I made the play of the day.

-See you in 10 days! -Bye! -Don't forget to eat your vegetables!

-I'm not playing wet nurse to no 12 year old. -You're not playing much of anything these days.

Don't take this game too seriously. Because one day it's gonna be over. Your gift will be gone.

Steadman's heating it up like the days of yore, when men were men, and when... and that's another story!

And there's the first pitch of the season!

-Get plenty of rest! -Sunscreen!

Little bit of competition, huh?

-You big, ugly piece of- -sit!

The diamond, the decorations, and the dread of yet another losing season.

Richard's calling for the attention of Wock! Again!

-Throw the heat! Throw the heat! -Cut the funky cheese!

-You have a boat? -Yeah. Kind of.

$500? That's like 6 years of allowance!

I gotta be out of my mind.

Alright, bring him out of there now!

You gotta get rid of Ched Steadman.

Now the three week anniversary is the, um... That's the necklace anniversary.