Leave him be, Jed.

Uncle Jed says that's nobody's business.

So you like your Uncle Jed?

The Beverly Hillbilly.

The kinfolk said, Jed, move away from there.

But how do you feel about your Uncle Jed?

Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.

Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed.

The spell is broke, Jed, you can let him go now.

Uncle Jed says it's sinful to shame these puny little city fellers.

Now, we've established that you love your mother, adore your grandmother, and worship your Uncle Jed.

Hillbilly, that is.

Well, if you ever get one, you just ask Uncle Jed, because he can quote the good book from cover to cover.

But now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin, and they would like to thank you folks for kindly dropping in.

Well, back home, I used to brag that Uncle Jed could out-shoot, out-lift, out-hunt, out-fight, and out-figure any man in them there hills.

I don't use this kind of stuff in Beverly Hills.

Explain the behavior of these uncomplicated people to Beverly Hills' leading psychiatrist?

So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly Hills, that is.

I told you that love charm would work twice as powerful on these Beverly Hills men.

Pearl, with your boy in a Beverly Hills school, why do you want to stay so ignorant?