The Beverly Hillbillies.

I'm afraid, Jethro.

Hillbilly, that is.

Sir, I'm here to play with Jethro.

Big Jethro says dive in and swim.

Yeah, Jethro's always bragging about his pretty cousin.

Ain't gonna be much sport to shoot, Jethro.

A hillbilly family called the Clampetts.

I'll do it if Big Jethro commands me to.

You know, by rights, I ain't your Uncle Jed, just Jethro.

We hunted all over Beverly Hills to find it.

Jethro, get out your rifle and hunt down one of them Swiss yogurts.

So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly Hills, that is.

Seeing as how you're such a good friend of Jethro's, you can call me Uncle Jed.

I told her there's a fella coming over to meet her, and she promised to put on her prettiest dress.

Well, when that Armstrong doucher gets a look at Ellie, he's gonna forget what number he is.

Pal?

Over here, Ellie.

Ellie Mae Clampett, there is a feller coming to see you.

Well, what's wrong, pal?