- It's a Mr. Potato candidate. - (laughter)

The candidates are: the Democratic nominee, President Kellogg,

with the referendums, propositions and just add the candidates' names.

All candidates who demonstrate seriousness of purpose and significant support

that the other candidates have had sex with farm animals.

between the major candidates for President of the United States.

He refuses to spend money on media, saying, Candidates are not products.

You're a good candidate, Tom - as loony as that seems - but... (groans)

I hope this doesn't sound silly, but the other two candidates are family men.

As always, each candidate will have up to two minutes to make a closing statement.

But the results of the election will be wrong! One candidate will win because of computer error.

but what we've seen since then is that the public apparently sees him as a candidate for change.

She's right, Tom. As soon as the program starts and we see the candidates' wives in their red suits...