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Married with Children (1987) - S03E05 Family

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Doesn't anyone want breakfast?

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I have an egg and someM&M's.

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I can make an omelet.

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No, thanks, Peg. I'm still pleasantly nauseous

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after last night's feast of the three-legged chicken.

Married with Children (1987) - S03E05 Family

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Why would you buy a chicken with three drumsticks?

Married with Children (1987) - S03E05 Family

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Well, it cost seven cents a pound.

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The one with two legs cost $1.19 a pound.

Married with Children (1987) - S03E05 Family

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Excuse me for thinking of our bank book

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instead of our health.

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Didn't you think that just maybe there was something wrong

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when the label said "Chernobyl Farms"?

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I mean, how many chickens have flippers?

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Well, don't blame me for that.

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I just thought it was an extra head.

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You liked it, didn't you, Bud?

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Well, it was tasty, but hard to eat.

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I mean, every time I cut a piece off,

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it would grow back.

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