We have a lot to live up to.

My name is Faith Daniels and I'll be the moderator

He went through my things!

Smack down!

- Tom, we've gotta get to Saturday Night Live. - There's time.

(Jack) Shortly thereafter, Tom Dobbs went back to his political comedy show.

- A little bit of a tan. - Thanks. I went to a tanning salon.

I had to say it. I've been living with this. I just had to tell you.

to develop a fountain pen to write upside down in space in zero gravity.

- Did I hear Saturday Night Live? - Yeah.

We are now going to go live back to Election Central, where Chris Matthews is standing by. Chris?

I sat there and went, Wait a minute. I'm a jester.

you owe someone something somewhere down the line.

and, literally, brought down the House with laughter.

- Yes. - How do you turn the music down?

When I was 21, I went to a prostitute. I was so bad, she gave me a refund.

Saturday Night Live wants you. What do you think?

Hey, I just went through the cue cards, and you're gonna kill.

When was the last time any human being, any American, watched the debate and went:

Up ahead, take a right. I opened the door and the car went, Are you Jewish?