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Happy Gilmore (1996)

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It's the final day of the Tour Championship...

Happy Gilmore (1996)

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Probably the best I'll hit all day.

Happy Gilmore (1996)

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At the end of day three, Happy Gilmore has the lead.

Happy Gilmore (1996)

4.8s

But one day my boss, Mr. Larson, got in the way.

Happy Gilmore (1996)

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He's on the 17th green right now, having trouble closing out his day.

Happy Gilmore (1996)

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364 more days till the next hockey tryouts. I got to toughen up.

Happy Gilmore (1996)

4.5s

If you can't repay the money in 90 days, we sell the house to someone else.

Happy Gilmore (1996)

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Quit, and the house is yours.

Happy Gilmore (1996)

1.5s

And the guy who comes in last?

Happy Gilmore (1996)

2.4s

Cut the golf sissy crap and finish up.

Happy Gilmore (1996)

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...and number forty-three. The rest of you...

Happy Gilmore (1996)

3.8s

You touch me, I burn the house down and piss on the ashes.

Happy Gilmore (1996)

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"HA" was on one cheek and "PPY" on the other.

Happy Gilmore (1996)

3.8s

In the meantime, just stay here and have some fun.

Happy Gilmore (1996)

4.3s

A large and economically diverse crowd here at the Michelob Invitational.

Happy Gilmore (1996)

2.8s

You get on the horse. It goes up, down and around.

Happy Gilmore (1996)

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I could make things out of clay and lay by the bay.

Happy Gilmore (1996)

4.1s

Ladies and gentlemen, the 18th hole is a par three, 160 yards.

Happy Gilmore (1996)

3.2s

Oh? I hear you broke a rake and threw it in the woods.

Happy Gilmore (1996)

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And you can count on me waiting for you in the parking lot.