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Ted 2 (2015)(sub)

1.8s

And I know who my friends are.

Ted 2 (2015)(sub)

1.4s

with the wrong girl and I got burned.

Ted 2 (2015)(sub)

2.4s

I got no job, no marriage and no life!

Ted 2 (2015)(sub)

2.6s

The new Superman is...

Ted 2 (2015)(sub)

3.5s

Besides, we just broke into Tom Brady's house and tried to jerk him off...

Ted 2 (2015)(sub)

2.6s

And you, my friend, are an oppressed minority.

Ted 2 (2015)(sub)

1.1s

And no matter how many

Ted 2 (2015)(sub)

3.2s

No. My friend is, uh, yanking out a sample in one of the rooms.

Ted 2 (2015)(sub)

2.6s

for new toy ideas from any and all employees?

Ted 2 (2015)(sub)

5.5s

And live from New York, it's Saturday Night! (APPLAUSE)

Ted 2 (2015)(sub)

1.2s

to marry the wrong girl.

Ted 2 (2015)(sub)

3.3s

No, it's this new strain my dealer gave me called "Help Me Get Home."

Ted 2 (2015)(sub)

2.1s

Shh. They're about to announce the new Superman.

Ted 2 (2015)(sub)

2.6s

and lock up minorities for no good legal reason.

Ted 2 (2015)(sub)

1s

No, the witness can't object.

Ted 2 (2015)(sub)

1.9s

No, we're just gonna go home and tie our dicks together.

Ted 2 (2015)(sub)

2.1s

No, make sure you have all the updated

Ted 2 (2015)(sub)

1s

And remember, you're the one

Ted 2 (2015)(sub)

2.6s

a non-entity with no rights under the law.

Ted 2 (2015)(sub)

2.4s

No, you have "Give us the ring, my precious" eyes.