...or white...

A very white gang.

Dude need a white gang.

That's the Alliance of Whites.

I've seen white people before. My probation officer is white. You know what I'm saying?

- Whoa! - Bitch, get your white ass off!

- And you got a white girl's ass. - Ah!

For too long, wealthy white-collar offenders like you...

A big-ass black man on your pale white ass.

- Be my white knight. Save me. - Don't get your hopes up.

- Yeah, I suggest you walk, white boy. Walk! - All right. I'm walking.

- I'm not doing anything! - I'm about to whoop your ass, white boy!

But you, motherfucker, man, you white as mayonnaise, man. Ha-ha-ha.

...and now I'm about to get killed by some white guy from Beverly Hills?

I'm just wondering if maybe I'm not the best fit for the Alliance of Whites.

But that's only because of what you were trying to do to the white guy.

I mean, heck, I'm such a racist that my chess set, I only have white pieces.

And, uh, just so you know, I would have done the same thing if you were white.

Darnell, why don't you tell him about that time that that white lady came and adopted you...