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American Dad! (2005) - S07E13 Comedy

2.8s

How many times have you been playing with yourself a day? - Three.

American Dad! (2005) - S07E13 Comedy

1.9s

Bye! Have a beautiful time.

American Dad! (2005) - S07E13 Comedy

2.4s

Time to catch up on current events.

American Dad! (2005) - S07E13 Comedy

2s

That's the first time I've listened to you.

American Dad! (2005) - S07E13 Comedy

4.5s

And the perfect guy to watch movies with. I don't poke holes. I just enjoy the ride!

American Dad! (2005) - S07E13 Comedy

1.7s

I love hanging out with your parents.

American Dad! (2005) - S07E13 Comedy

2.1s

I don't ordinarily dine with my patients.

American Dad! (2005) - S07E13 Comedy

1.8s

with their naked asses in my face.

American Dad! (2005) - S07E13 Comedy

2s

I guess I'm done with Dr. Penguin.

American Dad! (2005) - S07E13 Comedy

2.6s

What's black and white and lives in Antarctica?

American Dad! (2005) - S07E13 Comedy

5.4s

Time for Klaus to show how much of a man he really is.

American Dad! (2005) - S07E13 Comedy

3.7s

- Come on, Jeff. Out with it. - Oh, no way.

American Dad! (2005) - S07E13 Comedy

3.8s

Hayley, Jeff can only have sex with you if-

American Dad! (2005) - S07E13 Comedy

2.6s

I can't fit in with civilized society no more.

American Dad! (2005) - S07E13 Comedy

2s

and win campaigns decisively!

American Dad! (2005) - S07E13 Comedy

2.9s

It's natural to think about Francine when you're sleeping with Hayley.

American Dad! (2005) - S07E13 Comedy

4.3s

Okay. Now we can deal with our problems the healthy way.

American Dad! (2005) - S07E13 Comedy

3.7s

Yeah, well it'll be the first time you got me hot in a while, Frisbee whore!

American Dad! (2005) - S07E13 Comedy

1.6s

Jeff and Hayley, come in.

American Dad! (2005) - S07E13 Comedy

2.7s

You can take this prescription to any room in the house with Kleenex...