The last thing I need in my life is a new guy.

Why else have I seen you more in the last 2 days than in the last 15 years?

This is not life,this is a hotel--

just a shot in the dark.

Come talk to mein thirty years.

I've waited my entire adolescent life for a date with this girl,

Hey, your life is over, slut!

She was waiting in a hotel roomfor my boyfriend.

Nothing,just in the neighborhood.

but what's happenedis in the past,

Why waste precious time dreaming when waking life is so much better?

which we're living in because you decided you didn't like the color of the walls in our real home.

Oh, is serena in?

No guy in the history of the world has ever hated you.

Spotted--N.And B.Hot and heavy in the halls of the palace hotel,

- It was a nice wave. - At the end of a date?

And bow out gracefully I'm honored to be playingeven a small role in your deflowering.

Look, I really don't appreciate your lurking in the shadows,

He tries to take his own life,and you're worried it's gonna cost you, mom?

Well, currently,he's sitting in the lobby of the hotel where we're living.