Are you Apollo Gauntlet?

What exactly is it you do in this kingdom, Mr. Gauntlet?

Thanks for the Hannibal lecture about what a hayseed I am, but I happen to think that Daphne is quite fond of me.

Oh, hi.

In your dreams, podunk.

Oh, look at that.

The Queen of Fredonia?

That dress is scandalous, I tell you.

Flaunting her luscious, youthful figure.

It's a disgrace.

That's just on the screen, dummy.

You talk a big game, but you wouldn't even know what to do if you got your paws on that.

So, uh, what nation are you representing exactly?

I'm Queen of Fredonia.

Mm-hmm.

Ooh, puppy.

Me?

Well, no offense to your police force, but I feel there's room for, you know, outside heroic parties to keep an eye on the crime.

I hate to disagree, but I do believe we have our borders covered on all fronts.

So, you seem to be going over pretty well.