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The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S03E16 The Excelsior Acquisition

3.6s

He does. And in the kitchen, and in the car, and in his pocket.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S03E16 The Excelsior Acquisition

2.2s

- Hey. - Sheldon's in jail.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S03E16 The Excelsior Acquisition

3.3s

Dr. Cooper, before I find you in contempt and throw you in jail...

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S03E16 The Excelsior Acquisition

3.8s

...complaining that the flags in front of the courthouse are in the wrong order.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S03E16 The Excelsior Acquisition

4.4s

...because I refused to urinate in a stainless-steel bowl in front of criminals.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S03E16 The Excelsior Acquisition

3.1s

- Sheldon's in jail? - You called it.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S03E16 The Excelsior Acquisition

1.6s

...come but once in a lifetime.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S03E16 The Excelsior Acquisition

3.5s

Uh, Stan Lee or you in court.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S03E16 The Excelsior Acquisition

2.5s

And yet you wound up in traffic court.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S03E16 The Excelsior Acquisition

2.3s

Why don't you keep that stuff in the bathroom?

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S03E16 The Excelsior Acquisition

2.1s

Yeah, but the ones in my pocket are mine.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S03E16 The Excelsior Acquisition

3s

There's Neosporin and Band-Aids in my top desk drawer.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S03E16 The Excelsior Acquisition

3.4s

I will demonstrate that I was improperly instructed in driving...

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S03E16 The Excelsior Acquisition

3.2s

...and I pay attention to the things you are interested in.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S03E16 The Excelsior Acquisition

3.8s

November 16th? Penny, that's the evening you fell in your bathtub.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S03E16 The Excelsior Acquisition

4.3s

...committed in your car, bearing your license plates, coming to me?

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S03E16 The Excelsior Acquisition

3s

...was because you were in distress, and I was rescuing you.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S03E16 The Excelsior Acquisition

3.4s

In fact, I'm going to begin preparing my defense right now.

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S03E16 The Excelsior Acquisition

3.4s

Don't worry, it's written in your vernacular. So shall we rehearse?

The Big Bang Theory (2007) - S03E16 The Excelsior Acquisition

4s

Sheldon, why do you have all these unopened paychecks in your desk?