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How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E03

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So there was this one night, before I met your mother,

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E03

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- Those bags were your responsibility. - They were your bags.

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E03

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With your lips and everything?

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E03

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I wish I could. I think Lily and I are just gonna...

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E03

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Man, I wish I could, guys...

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E03

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All thanks to your Uncle Barney,

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E03

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Sir! Lower your voice or I will restrain you.

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E03

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I never got where I thought I wanted to go, but I always got a great story,

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E03

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I didn't ask.

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E03

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I do okay.

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E03

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Not with a ring on your finger.

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E03

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I had no idea why I hung out with Barney,

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E03

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You're right. I know.

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E03

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Sidebar. Tuck in your shirt. You look sketchy.

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E03

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You ever, like, stick your head inside it?

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E03

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And that was when I realized why I hung out with Barney,

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E03

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I have never licked it.

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E03

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- Keep your hands where I can see them. - Barney, I am going to kill you.

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E03

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- Dude, I think that guy is gay. - I know that guy is gay.

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S01E03

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I guess I just wanted to throw this net back into the ocean