Do you like a drink at the end of a week?

That'd be a quiet night in at the library - not!

At last. So...

- Do you want to have a look at mine? - Yeah.

You steal a thousand post-it notes at 12p, you've made...

Hi, mate. Not around at the moment, so please leave a mess-arge.

I can't tell you at the moment.

I'd say, at one time or another,

I could look at you and come up with something really witty and biting, like, "you're a bit..."

Yes, but at the moment what we have to decide,

Head office don't really interfere with me at all.

every bloke in the office has woken up at the crack of Dawn!

I don't want to have to look at you, Gareth.

Been at Wernham Hogg as general manager for eight of those,

You're a twat, Gareth. A twat and a knob end.

That's no different. You can't do anything with your hair at all!

a profit.

I got a bit of a scare earlier.

Just a fax.

It's a shame.