Previously on Dawson's creek

- I don't think you're angry at me for kissing you.

- I think you're angry at yourself for kissing me back.

- You kissed my girlfriend.

- ... truth is, I'd do it again...

- Kiss me?

- Thought you'd never ask.

- You make me so happy

- I have to make myself happy first.

- We can't just say I love you for the first time and have it be over.

- Goodnight!

- There's not a single dramatic storyline in existence that Shakespeare didn't conquer first.

Family revenge, political intrigue, the great gender battle.

The guy mapped it all out for us, and what was his parting lesson?

What genre of all genres did he finally arrive at after years of toil and sacrifice?

Tragedy.

Shh.

- Like all great romantics, he finally realized that life was a lot more likely to end

up with a bunch of dead Danish people on stage than with a kiss.

- What a sad movie.