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Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S11E04 The Watermelon

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she shoved the thing in my face.

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I will pound your commie face, Larry.

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You got a face for it. You're gonna look great.

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I think you could knock it off...

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we should probably take off. I could--

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- and then walk off. - It's just a grape.

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up off the floor, and it's been bothering me.

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Let me dilate your eyes, okay? Wanna take your glasses off?

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♪ ("CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM" THEME MUSIC PLAYING) ♪

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S11E04 The Watermelon

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WOODY HARRELSON: Now, I know that I am no better

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than any of my fellow nominees

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or any other human in this room or on this planet.

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I also believe that interspecies equality is paramount.

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(APPLAUSE)

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WOODY: And yet we go into nature and we pillage and we ransack.

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We use machines to impregnate the innocent dairy cow.

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Then callously snatch away her baby

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as she cries out...

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- Why do they do this? -...in despair.

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Even Woody Harrelson makes speeches like this.