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Archer (2009) - S02E01 Animation

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Getting a little local swelling?

Archer (2009) - S02E01 Animation

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Unh. You can't believe what this is doing to my stitches.

Archer (2009) - S02E01 Animation

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Well, it's a little early to say.

Archer (2009) - S02E01 Animation

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That's when she strikes, like a slutty little ninja.

Archer (2009) - S02E01 Animation

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Meaning you're a spoiled, rich, little lying brat who...

Archer (2009) - S02E01 Animation

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Yeah, it is.

Archer (2009) - S02E01 Animation

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Think you'd be more comfortable on another little vacation upstate?

Archer (2009) - S02E01 Animation

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You want little Countess von Fingerbang to get kidnapped? Fine.

Archer (2009) - S02E01 Animation

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Yeah, the entire hotel's talking about your little shaving accident.

Archer (2009) - S02E01 Animation

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Yeah, so you misbehave because you want a little attention.

Archer (2009) - S02E01 Animation

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No, we... Oh, my God.

Archer (2009) - S02E01 Animation

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It's just, um, my stitches.

Archer (2009) - S02E01 Animation

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Ray, what is a...?

Archer (2009) - S02E01 Animation

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Yeah, which is last.

Archer (2009) - S02E01 Animation

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- Which is third... - Last.

Archer (2009) - S02E01 Animation

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Oh. Three stitches in my penis. So, yep, it's all breaking my way.

Archer (2009) - S02E01 Animation

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Are you going to throw that in my face the rest of my life?

Archer (2009) - S02E01 Animation

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- We go with my plan. - Fine.

Archer (2009) - S02E01 Animation

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Just stay out of my way.

Archer (2009) - S02E01 Animation

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And this is Conrad Schlotz.