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F Is for Family (2015) - S02E07 Comedy

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Sue, once upon a time, I was a young housewife, just like you:

F Is for Family (2015) - S02E07 Comedy

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I got a job and kept this family fed

F Is for Family (2015) - S02E07 Comedy

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- And a half. - Oh, my God!

F Is for Family (2015) - S02E07 Comedy

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And this is a great idea!

F Is for Family (2015) - S02E07 Comedy

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you start a family, and the kids don't appreciate you.

F Is for Family (2015) - S02E07 Comedy

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Mr. and Mrs. Murphy, we held a

F Is for Family (2015) - S02E07 Comedy

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- and a stable of horses in Ryetown... - Jesus!

F Is for Family (2015) - S02E07 Comedy

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And coming from your balls, that means a lot.

F Is for Family (2015) - S02E07 Comedy

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It's our anniversary, and we have a date planned.

F Is for Family (2015) - S02E07 Comedy

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And I'll put on a little present you can unwrap.

F Is for Family (2015) - S02E07 Comedy

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who invented a burping bowl and became filthy stinking rich.

F Is for Family (2015) - S02E07 Comedy

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read your little book report and voila, you're a millionaire?

F Is for Family (2015) - S02E07 Comedy

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What if we stuff these clothes with some leaves and dirt and threw it at a car?

F Is for Family (2015) - S02E07 Comedy

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today's our anniversary and I got to buy Sue a present.

F Is for Family (2015) - S02E07 Comedy

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And with that first bowl, came the sound of a revolution:

F Is for Family (2015) - S02E07 Comedy

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We stayed in Mexico that summer and Daddy grew a beard.

F Is for Family (2015) - S02E07 Comedy

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And I got you a beautiful ashtray made out of crystal.

F Is for Family (2015) - S02E07 Comedy

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Greg and I have learned that the secret to a happy marriage

F Is for Family (2015) - S02E07 Comedy

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and get your woman a nice present before she ends up like my wife