and so he built a time portal

Next time you think about calling them goobacks,

shooting everyone who crosses the time border is inhumane. "

then it's just gonna make our time crappy too.

Stan Marsh, how dare you use that time-bashing slur?!

Kyle, how many times do we have to go through this?

Uh, the President is expected to give an announcement at any time.

Still more immigrants from the future arrived at the time border today,

Aaron, I'm standing at the time border which scientists say follow Terminator rules.

the future has come through a one-way time portal looking for work.

Breaking news at the time border. We go now live to Harrison Moore.

and are now here at the time border trying to get national attention.

Apparently the people from the future are having a pretty easy time finding work.

But others are starting to say that the time portal should be closed off.

back in time and is in a government hospital after being hit by a car.

that the man from one thousand years in the future has come to our time...

Now, pissed-off redneck, you say we shouldn't allow anyone else through the time portal,

If our government is just gonna let anybody into our time who wants to come,

that the future is so overwhelmingly overpopulated that there are simply no jobs in his time,

Huh... that's right, Aaron. Hi-his plan is to get a job here, in our time,