You must give up yourself to the great red ape.

But the elves came from the red planet, and there was much defecation.

And Christmas was celebrated at each full moon in front of the great red ape.

But, uh, I'm not gonna get humped by a giant red gorilla in space, okay?

Look, at first I thought this was that stuff that turns red when you pee in it, because I had to pee here a number of times.

-I'm a once-in-a-generation artist. -Oh.

Who just got verified on Twitter, about, what, nine days ago?

I'm glad you feel good that a robot told you you're worth it.

* Hi, I'm Dave *

(odd creaking sound)

(sound repeats)

What the...

Who the hell gave you permission

to monkey around with my precious volumes?

I have no idea what you're talking about.

NANDOR: What has he done now?

He's been monkeying around with my precious volumes.

-No, I haven't been monkey-- I haven't touched your books. -Oh, really?

Well, explain this.

Shit, he's taken it up a notch.