- Ned Gurblansky reporting sir. - Thanks Ned.

We had this report on the Vietnam War for school,

No, we have to do a stupid report on Vietnam.

And you saw it here on the Jimbo and Ned show.

- Yay my children, I am the way and the light. - You've seen Jesus and pals,

We're in trouble. The Jimbo and Ned show,

And also try the numbers of some endangered species.

And now time for Jimbo's Mysteries of the Unexplained.

And now back to hunting and killing with South Park's favorite hunters, Jimbo and Ned.

And now back to huntin' and killing with South Park's favorite hunters, Jimbo and Ned!

And Kenny's gonna pull the plastic frog in front of you and you have to be scared.

and we interviewed Jimbo about it and he made up

And 5, 4, 3...

That's right Mr.Garrison, the Vietnam war was sticky and icky.

Look at all the pain and suffering your lie has caused.

- Somebody get pissed off and throw a chair and Ned here! - Dibs!

well anyway I can't wait to get back to my old show without all the glitz and ratings and producers.

They're here, hurry and hide.

And ultimately, Ned got the purple heart for his courageous defense of the log ride.

You and Ned are the only guys we know who were there.