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South Park (1997) - S03E05 Comedy

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Programs! Get your programs, here! Programs!

South Park (1997) - S03E05 Comedy

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This is Shop class.

South Park (1997) - S03E05 Comedy

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My name is Mr. Adler.

South Park (1997) - S03E05 Comedy

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For the next week, rather than your normal schoolwork,

South Park (1997) - S03E05 Comedy

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you'll be learning how to make things.

South Park (1997) - S03E05 Comedy

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Now, does anybody know why you are in Shop class?

South Park (1997) - S03E05 Comedy

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- Yes. - Because we had to choose

South Park (1997) - S03E05 Comedy

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between this and Home Ec, and we didn't wanna be sissies?

South Park (1997) - S03E05 Comedy

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Wrong! You are here because you are America's future.

South Park (1997) - S03E05 Comedy

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You may someday be doctors, or lawyers, or scientists.

South Park (1997) - S03E05 Comedy

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Most of you, however, will be pumping gas,

South Park (1997) - S03E05 Comedy

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or cutting sheet metal. And that's why we have Shop class.

South Park (1997) - S03E05 Comedy

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Now, let me make one thing crystal clear.

South Park (1997) - S03E05 Comedy

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I don't like kids that screw around. You screw around in Shop class,

South Park (1997) - S03E05 Comedy

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you could lose a hand or an eye.

South Park (1997) - S03E05 Comedy

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I have a... I have... I have a...

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- Mr. Adler? - I was just saying that I want to know,

South Park (1997) - S03E05 Comedy

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who is the biggest troublemaker in your class?

South Park (1997) - S03E05 Comedy

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- Tweek is! - No, I'm not.

South Park (1997) - S03E05 Comedy

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Yeah, you are, Tweek. You always get in trouble.