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Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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I never heard of a semitractor-trailer.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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Well, all I got is my dry-cleaning stub.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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I'm taking you out for dinner. All I want is a little ticket.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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I said, all right.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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Well, I need to see that ticket.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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See, the thing is, I'm in an awkward position here...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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All you gotta do is tell Kramer to give me my money back...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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Yeah, all right. Well, tell you what I will do, Bania.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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As you can see, my references are impeccable.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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I am telling you, Jerry, having a secretary is incredible.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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You ever see those tribal hunters wearing the fur...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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What are you all dressed up for?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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What are you all dressed up for?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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I walk in, everything is organized.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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You have all the necessary skills and experience...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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You know, I-

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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If you are a waiter or a waitress and you see me in a restaurant...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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All right. I'll try it on again. You tell me what you think.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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- Twice. I wanna go twice. - All right, let's be reasonable, Bania.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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- You can't do that. - The ticket is worthless.