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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

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You and Puddy and this new guy in a big pot of love stew.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

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And it was safe.

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...and you see the Maytag Repairman?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

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And now, it's payback time.

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He's the Wiz. And nobody beats him.

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I'm the Wiz and nobody beats me.

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...and not one person went in.

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The breakups, the firings, and every Sunday with the calls.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

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...to have a van and just drive.

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Rain and sleet may not stop them.

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They keep pushing me and pushing me.

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Then what about your cards and letters?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

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...and I'm pretty damn serious about it.

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...I'm a general and we both know...

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And no one will ever see you again.

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And oh, we gotta put down, interesting trades considered.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

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...and we can continue as if this never happened.

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I'm gonna try and sell the van to a lot.

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...and he was very upset that I had your wheels.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

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Keep the van and just get a bumper sticker that says: