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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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These are my new friends...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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No, this is brand-new. Do you like it?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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Like my father and my father's father before him.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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That's my dream, Jerry.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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Trying to pick out a new couch. You don't wanna know.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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-Why? -Today is my birthday.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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Where's my damn preview channel?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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I gotta get my thoughts together.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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There's nothing wrong with my career.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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-Nice. -I want my scholarship back...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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Is my toaster oven on there?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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...Ioading up my slice at the fixings bar.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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-My whole life? -Name your price, man.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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...in honor of my little financial upturn.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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...you gotta sell me my stories back.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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And after college I got my master's at the Sorbonne.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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Kramer, my friend, that is one ripping good yarn.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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Kramer, my friend, you consider Elaine at your disposal.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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Why did you take away my scholarship, Mr. Costanza?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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So, Mr. Costanza, did you get my scholarship back?