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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.9s

It's my allure, my twinkle, you know.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.7s

Jerry, you know, my face is my livelihood.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

1.7s

Oh, my God.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2s

-Oh, my God. -What's wrong?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.8s

Oh, my God, you had sex.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.7s

-Portuguese? -Yeah, my cleaning lady is Portuguese.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.5s

Oh, my vacation was restful, resplendent, magnificent.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.6s

Well, this is my boyfriend, Dr. Ben Galvant.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.6s

What about my dream of dating a doctor?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.8s

I calculated my odds of ever getting together...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.6s

I can do six weeks standing on my head.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.2s

...but I still have to pass my licensing exam.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.1s

Turns out some stupid intern screwed up my test.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.4s

This is the most public yet of my many humiliations.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.4s

...so I invited them up to my apartment to smoke.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

5.6s

Look at that. My face is all craggily. It's crinkly.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.3s

I just remembered where I left my retainer in second grade.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.4s

...but now I have so many things to occupy my mind.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.2s

...but Tuesday's no good. I'm doing Career Day at my junior high.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.9s

Now, why would a junior high school wanna screw with my head?