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Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (2015) - S01E02 Kimmy Gets a Job!

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Oh, Kimmy, perfect.

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (2015) - S01E02 Kimmy Gets a Job!

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and the perfect wife,

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I wanted everything to be perfect.

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (2015) - S01E02 Kimmy Gets a Job!

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and I want everything to be perfect.

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I just thought that if today were perfect,

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And then he'd see me being the perfect mother

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and then later in the evening, the perfect foot slut.

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You know, who among us is a perfect foot slut?

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (2015) - S01E02 Kimmy Gets a Job!

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I mean, it had to be perfect, and he didn't even show up.