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How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S07E05 Romance

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Tell me about your mother.

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S07E05 Romance

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No. We met in therapy.

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S07E05 Romance

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Today, I am your therapist.

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S07E05 Romance

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I told you I can't be your therapist.

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S07E05 Romance

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No, I mean, I don't think I can be your therapist.

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parents... realize that I'm the baddest mother...

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S07E05 Romance

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And ethically, I can't be your therapist

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they'd all say, "Your therapist."

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S07E05 Romance

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So, class, to your left,

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S07E05 Romance

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So it's time to win one for Mother Earth.

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I scared you off, didn't I?

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I know.

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S07E05 Romance

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we're ready to hear your offer.

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S07E05 Romance

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They reminded you of your teddies.

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S07E05 Romance

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and bang your patients. That's normal.

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S07E05 Romance

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Your star apprentice was just, uh...

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S07E05 Romance

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I-I had to stop seeing you.

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S07E05 Romance

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Listen, I want you to know... I know.

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S07E05 Romance

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I don't care, because I really like you.

How I Met Your Mother (2005) - S07E05 Romance

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It would be like dating your gynecologist.