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Year One

2.8s

...but my life is devoted to the service of the gods...

Year One

1.8s

- Tell a story on my nipples. - Yeah.

Year One

3.4s

- He's not either. - I saved her life with my lovemaking.

Year One

1s

True success story.

Year One

3s

Never had the pleasure. Sure he's in the prime of his life.

Year One

3.2s

"Lechery and the murder of my brother, Abel. "

Year One

3.6s

I weep for the suffering of my people.

Year One

2.4s

The tents of my kinsmen lie just beyond.

Year One

2.3s

I've lost my sense of right and wrong.

Year One

2.2s

You may share the bed of my son Seth.

Year One

4.5s

My bed is small but you're welcome to share it. It's the way of my people.

Year One

2.4s

- Whyever would I think that? - It's part of my plan.

Year One

2.3s

Don't stand close. Get your belly off of my belly.

Year One

4.3s

- This was a bit of a rough day for me. - Yeah. There's gotta be more to life.

Year One

2.6s

When my parents were killed by that pack of wild dogs...

Year One

4.7s

...I shall on this day circumcise the flesh of my penis.

Year One

2.4s

Well, we'll tell stories about you around the fire.

Year One

2s

Eating a fruit is not gonna change your life.

Year One

2s

But there's gotta be more to life than this.

Year One

3s

Next time, though, they will feel the tip of my short spear.