The Beverly Hillbilly.

Hillbilly, that is.

So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly Hills, that is.

Just turn him loose outside.

And if a chicken hawk shows up, Jethro can bag him.

They make awful good broth if you simmer them long enough.

Jethro tells me Miss Jane is ill and you're fixing the doctor for her.

That's right, Jed.

Trouble is, I don't know for sure just what she's got.

What'd she tell you, Jethro?

Oh, she's got something called, uh, sick benefits.

Well, I called her apartment this morning to find out could she come to supper tonight.

And she says, I'm sick in bed, Jethro.

I bet you it's something like a sick headache or maybe a sick stomach.

No, I asked Miss Jane that, and she says the executives, that's the higher-ups, like the vice presidents, they don't have sick benefits.

Probably because they eat better and they get more rest, and they wear acidity bags around their neck.

Okay, now hold up two fingers.

12 times 1 is 12.

12 times 2 is 24.

Miss Hathaway, how can you do this to me?