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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2s
Those things, deadly, dangerous.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.4s
...but now I have so many things to occupy my mind.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3s
-They asked you to do Career Day? -Yeah, it's no big thing.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
4.3s
-One of you has to go on. -All right. I'll do it.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.6s
Oh, man, I'm never gonna pass this thing.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
1.4s
They see one on the road.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.9s
The no-sex thing is having the reverse affect on you.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3.3s
...but the only thing I have is in the non-filter section.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
4s
You could read the paper through the whole thing, if you want.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.3s
-I don't wanna be one of those guys. -What guys?
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
4.4s
I've taken it three times. I almost passed the last one.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.4s
...so I invited them up to my apartment to smoke.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.8s
-Why? -Somebody had to.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3.2s
So if you like to tell jokes, and you love to make people laugh...
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.7s
-What happened to your face? -What?
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.1s
It's good to have you back.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.8s
What is your answer to number 74?
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
4s
George Costanza, assistant to the traveling secretary.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3s
To tell you about the Portuguese waitress.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3.4s
-Who are you gonna eat to survive? -Kramer.
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