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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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A real cement head.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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This is a real limp because I sprained my ankle.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

4.2s

You know, my last boyfriend, he had a real kroner comprehension problem.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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-Okay. So now what? -Let's make out.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

2.5s

The transit police are making everyone share.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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By making time with some floozy across the aisle?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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Damn it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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Feel it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

3.5s

You know it. I know it. Vegetable Lasagna here knows it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

2.1s

-Parachute pants? -Stop it, George. Stop it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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It was edgy. It was not my thing.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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It was stupid.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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Oh, it's awful.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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-So, what's this job? -Oh, it's beautiful. It's in sports.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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-Right. Wrong. -Will you stop it, George? Just stop it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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I'm shaving with it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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You can eat it?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

2.1s

-It's Vegetable Lasagna. -Who?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

2.7s

-It's still with you, huh? -Oh, yeah, it's baked on in.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E01 The Butter Shave

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It's got that high toilet.