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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Let the kids see a real, live Yankee.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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And give you the chance to see some real disappointed kids.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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You can make all the laws you want. He's still gonna bother people.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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It doesn't?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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So if you like to tell jokes, and you love to make people laugh...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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No, it's not debunk. It's totally bunk.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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It bothers people, and it's against the law.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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It was fantastic.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Check it out.

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It was a-- Actually, it was a monitor lizard.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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No, don't mention it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Don't worry about it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-So it's just mono. -Mono?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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No, let's just do it.

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Louise. That's what's doing it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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It's from all that smoke.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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No, it's Winnie-the-Pooh.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I must have picked it up.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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It's good to have you back.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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It looks like an old catcher's mitt.