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Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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All right, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Peterman Reality Tour.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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Actually, l kind of need to speak to you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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Top of the muffin to you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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...to the real Peterman, which is you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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Well, you couldn't pay me enough to go to the beach on a weekend.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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lt's hard to cross the street in sneakers...

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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Hey, Jerry, l'm going to Waldenbooks.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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Because it's not, ''Top of the muffin to you!''

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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So you're pretending to be a tourist?

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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You're moving to New York? That's fantastic.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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lf the homeless don't like them, the homeless don't have to eat them.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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-Talk to me. -But your life is Peterman's.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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Mr. Steinbrenner, l would like to thank you...

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-Who ate the rest?'' -We were just trying to help.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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We're gonna be hauling muffin stumps to the local repository.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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We're going to extend the tour at no extra charge.

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He asked you to watch them, not wear them.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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When do you start to worry about ear hair?

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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-l have a right to be here. -Come on.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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...takes you to places that, while they are real...