I'm your worst nightmare.

You'll let me finish the season before you take my job, won't you?

Carson! Carson! We've all seen these publicity stunts before. How do we not know Henry is just here to sell tickets?

I can't believe it. I've been waiting for my whole life to say those words. 'Cause I've said the words before but

[drum line]

Opening day at Wrigley, and oh, what a sight!

The diamond, the decorations, and the dread of yet another losing season.

You were supposed to fix this thing, will you hurry up? Will you hustle? Hustle, hustle!

- Somebody get me a coffee please. What?

- Mr. Murdoch!

I think this is gonna be THE season for the Cubs.

You think this is gonna be the season? Why would you think that?

We haven't won a pennant since '45 and a series since the... the...

-1908, I know.

-1908!

-I just have this feeling.

-You have a feeling. He's got a feeling! Cancel the coffee! Get me whatever he's drinking! He's got a feeling about the uh...

-We're on the air!

-Eeuh! We're on the air, live! I'm Cliff Murdoch...

[crowd cheers]